Archive for August, 2007

Voyager missions are 30 years old!

Posted by Kedar on Tuesday, 21 August, 2007

The Voyager’s have been blazing away from the habitat of our Solar System for the last 30 years now.. both currently around 100 AUs (about 10 billion miles) away.. they are really in some no man’s land (see the image below – courtesy JPL).

Where is Voyager?

I remember reading about their visits to Saturn and Jupiter with tremendous fascination back in my school days. I also remember the ‘Gold record‘ with details about the Earth and humans.. it was and still is, amazing to think that we have sent a message out there in the hopes that someone will grab it and make some contact. It’s almost like throwing a sealed bottle with a message in it in the ocean. Same hope, same spirit, same excitement. Most of the times, the message gets forgotten and the messenger perishes with time.. but when it reaches someone, it becomes immortal.

I used to wonder how would someone interpret what’s recorded on this phonograph record. They say they have shown the position of our Sun using a set of pulsars in the neighborhood, it indicates the time it was created using the uranium decay on the record, they have hydrogen atom transition states showing the clock reference used for the record, etc. It’s hard to say whether an intelligent life form will really be able to decode any of this. But one thing is for sure, they will know there is someone out there worth seeking. And that’s awesome.

I once read about a message in a bottle thrown into the ocean by a soldier during the Second world war, that was found 60 years later. Think about someone finding this spacecraft say 80,000 years from now… assuming it will reach halfway to the nearest star in about 40,000 years! Sad, it will only have power to transmit back to us till 2020. But well, it’s much better than having a bottle that doesn’t send anything back throughout its journey!

And I feel, life is so short and the mysteries it poses are too attractive. It’s sad one can’t live long enough to witness the unraveling of these unknowns…

Don’t Worry, be Crappy..

Posted by Kedar on Thursday, 16 August, 2007

Read Guy Kawasaki’s comment – “Don’t worry, be crappy” (more on that here) – on the “Art of Innovation”. That inspired me to rewrite the whole song ;-) Allow me -

ohhh ooh ooh ohh
oooh oohh oohh
ohhh oohh oohh ohh oohh ooh
ohh oohh oohh

Here is a little app I wrote
You might want to copy it code by code
Don’t worry be crappy

In every code we have some trouble
When you try to fix, you make it double
Don’t worry, be crappy……

Some stupid hacker, hacked your site
stole your cookies but that’s alright
Don’t worry, be crappy

The QA says your build is late
they got nothing to investigate
Don’t worry, be crappy

Look at me I am happy
Don’t worry, be crappy

Here, I give you my buglist
when you worry look at it
that will make you happy
Don’t worry, be crappy

Ain’t got no QA, ain’t got no Ops
Ain’t got no Product folks to put a stop
But don’t worry be crappy

’cause when you worry
Your server will bounce
And that will bring everything down
So don’t worry, be crappy (now)…..

Annoyance update..

Posted by Kedar on Wednesday, 8 August, 2007

Yet another update to my annoyances list..