• A banana that doesn’t peel off easily.
  • A commode that chokes up on me
  • When I drive for about a mile and realize I have forgotten my wallet @home
  • Elevator buttons don’t work as toggle switches.. Why can’t I undo a pressed button if I accidentally hit a 2 when I wanted to press 12!
  • Waiters generally start looking AWAY just when you start looking FOR them in a restaurant
  • When voice menus only accept voice commands.. and then they go “Sorry, I think I am having trouble understanding you” - especially if you have to “SAY” your credit card number and can’t TYPE it in and then the machine gets it all wrong!!! 
  • ….. to be continued! …..